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This morning,I unfortunately awoketo one less sheep.R.I.P Sugar Bear. 2002-2008
1.Thirteen year old daughters know everything and their friends love them more than their parents!2.I am boring to my children.3. I am addicted to being tattooed.Just finished a rather large one...can't wait to start the next!4.An insurance company hates to payeven when their client is liable becauseshe rear ends you at a red light becauseshe's too busy looking at herself in therear view mirror!!(stop that ladies!)5.Sheep need people because they havea serious design flaw(if they fall on theirbacks...they can't get up on their own)Remember the commercial "I've fallenand I can't get up"? They need to makebuttons like med alert for sheep!