1.Thirteen year old daughters know everything and their friends love them more than their parents!
2.I am boring to my children.
3. I am addicted to being tattooed. Just finished a rather large one... can't wait to start the next!
4.An insurance company hates to pay even when their client is liable because she rear ends you at a red light because she's too busy looking at herself in the rear view mirror!!(stop that ladies!)
5.Sheep need people because they have a serious design flaw(if they fall on their backs...they can't get up on their own) Remember the commercial "I've fallen and I can't get up"? They need to make buttons like med alert for sheep!
I am a Mom of two kids.I've been married to the same crazy man for 22 years.He's probably one of the most evolved men on the planet.He does laundry,ladies,right!He's a great dad and I wouldn't trade him for the world. We've been vegetarians since we were 18 and are raising our children the same way. We live on two acres in Maryland.(we call it a micro farm) We have 6 sheep.
I pride myself on the fact that all my yarn is cruelty free.
I love to spin.In fact,it's an addiction!I'm self taught and have been spinning for about 5 years.I love spinning crazy,chunky yarns.I clean and dye the fleece myself.Much work,but I enjoy it!
During the Day,I am a landscaper. My work consists of reforestation.I'm doing my part to green up Maryland one tree at a time.
What else can I say?I cuss alot!I have a warped sense of humor!I'm an old school punk.Tattoed,spinner,knitter, landscaper,vegetarian,wife and mother whose trying(I emphasize trying) to maintain my sanity !
I'll get back to you and let you know how that's working for me!
I recently started my own website to sell my yarns ,so stop by at www.outofstepyarn.com !