1.Thirteen year old daughters know everything
and their friends love them more than their parents!
2.I am boring to my children.
3. I am addicted to being tattooed.
Just finished a rather large one...
can't wait to start the next!
4.An insurance company hates to pay
even when their client is liable because
she rear ends you at a red light because
she's too busy looking at herself in the
rear view mirror!!(stop that ladies!)
5.Sheep need people because they have
a serious design flaw(if they fall on their
backs...they can't get up on their own)
Remember the commercial "I've fallen
and I can't get up"? They need to make
buttons like med alert for sheep!
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